Patient who arrived at the hospital with symptoms of pneumonia is given an x-ray, only to discover his neck is full of needles. The patient is a heroin addict who would shoot up into his neck, he would then pass out or fall asleep and the needles would break off into his neck
one of my facebook friends posted this and i nearly set myself on fire
OH GOD, WHAT HAVE I DONE
i think its dumb if drug dealers get sentenced to longer in prison that rapists?? like people ask for drugs but no one asks for rape???
Finally someone said it.
sometimes I forget that Americans have to pay for university upfront like what the fuck is that are u guys ok
No we’re not okay.
We’re not okay at all.
what space program gets the most booty
This is such bullshit I will not have these rumors spread about me
Socks, Bill Clinton’s pet cat, being hounded by the paparazzi
America in a nutshell
So I was at a thrift store and I see this little cat lamp.
I was like “Aye yo, no homo, but ya’ll are fuckin’ adorable.”
So I bought the lil’ guy and took him home to plug him in.
Then I was like “No.”
Photographer unknown, 1950s
the one on the left hello
so hot im actually crying
Oh god, feeling weezy
why dont boys look like this anymore wtf
yes omg ^
i feel its scary that we think 1950s people are hot bc now they are like old
but do they have swag